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Jared Leto:
Jared Leto
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Information:
Name: Jared Leto
Born: 1971-12-26
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Perfect Is the Enemy of Good (2005), My So-Called Life (1994), MTV Asia Awards 2008 (2008), Sol Goode (2001), The Making of 'Panic Room' (2002)
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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And he replied,
"No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
with 'If
Elected I promise...'"
ChoovioFarryeG
What did the magician say when he
made his
rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
KirkwoodEllderQC
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
"Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."
ThawTajomG
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
BwIchPiranje
Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.
CoedCulainba
What does a monster mom say to her
kids at
dinnertime?
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
WillmarWaldromZO
Down at the
office Bostwick boasted to one
of his buddies,
"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham
Lincoln.
Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten
years old.
Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
HezronNorvynku
Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold
down the
editor.
ChristianosGavinBs
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
road ?
A mutt in a rut !
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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at
your age, he had become the Prime Minister of
England.
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