About VagnMerlinZn
Mary-Kate Olsen:
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Information:
Name: Mary-Kate Olsen
Born: 1986-06-13
Height: 1.55
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Filmography:
Toy Mountain Christmas Special (2005), Our Lips Are Sealed (2000), You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's Sleepover Party (1995), Total Request Live (2004), Showbiz Today (1995)
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Irina Pantaeva:
Irina Pantaeva
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Information:
Name: Irina Pantaeva
Born: 1972-10-12
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
So weit die Füße tragen (2001), People I Know (2002), Testimone a rischio (1996), Vozvrashcheniye Khodzhi Nasreddina (1989), Zoolander (2001)
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
banjo?
A: They make good paddles.
BerkeHalleyfU
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
Write
please turn over on both sides of the paper!
HaldanePippincQ
What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
JaredMaeleachlainnhQ
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
LovellSelwinIV
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
LinleyBaldrickzG
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: You
obviously haven't met my Aunt
DestonNeffAR
Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!
RoaldWalkerdw
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
TohopkaMathersOE
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like
this?
DwainDhoirenM
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
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